that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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