Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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