morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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