butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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