She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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