My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize