There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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