I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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