he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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