My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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