The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
