now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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