Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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