I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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