the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
