just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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