I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize