some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
no. you can't hotbox the world.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Couch. On fire.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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