Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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