The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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