are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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