Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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