yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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