i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you traded sex for a burrito?
birth control should be required to get into college
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Randomize
