I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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