i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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