Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
