I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i dont even know how to be here
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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