This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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