is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Dick very happy bro
Why are your pants in the freezer?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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