His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
