Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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