Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
She swung at the pinata with crutches
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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