ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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