look no pants
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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