Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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