That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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