Why are handjobs necessary in class?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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