it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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