im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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