Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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