Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I hope mine doesn't look like that
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I need to calm my uterus...
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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