So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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