i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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