You work out of a Hotel?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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