it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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