i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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