sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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