i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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