Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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