and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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