do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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