dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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